We can reach most places on Earth, even if it turns out to be flat or a holographic projection.
Our tees are made from recycled dolphins, pigeon guano, and the tears of water-boarded clowns. Probably.
If a Droogies Original is too powerful for you, return it within 14 days for a full refund.
We've locked the server room, and have a retired postman called Geoff standing outside with a baseball bat.