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Worldwide Shipping

We can reach most places on Earth, even if it turns out to be flat or a holographic projection.

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Premium Quality

Our tees are made from recycled dolphins, pigeon guano, and the tears of water-boarded clowns. Probably.

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No Hassle Returns

If a Droogies Original is too powerful for you, return it within 14 days for a full refund.

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Secure payment

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