Getting in touch with your nearest Droog couldn’t be easier.
Simply find your way to a pagan burial mound, wearing only red underwear and smeared in goose fat. Once in position, hymn the theme song to the 60’s cult classic ‘The Avengers’ while rigorously squat thrusting…
Don’t worry, we’ll know.
Plus you can join the mailing list and be the first to receive access to the latest designs, messages from our extra-terrestrial leaders, and upcoming offers.
We will do our best to fill your email box up with utter junk, but will most likely fail in this endeavour.
If you have a serious question or inquiry that needs a quick response, please contact us via the form to the right. Internet connectivity in a hollowed-out volcano can be patchy, but we’ll do our best to provide a sober answer ASAP (fingers crossed).
We can reach most places on Earth, even if it turns out to be flat or a holographic projection.
Our tees are made from recycled dolphins, pigeon guano, and the tears of water-boarded clowns. Probably.
If a Droogies Original is too powerful for you, return it within 14 days for a full refund.
We've locked the server room, and have a retired postman called Geoff standing outside with a baseball bat.