War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Sounds about right for the current world we’re living in right? If Winston Smith was alive today (OK, if he was actually real to begin with) you know he’d be wearing the 1984 Reality t-shirt with style.

So before the Ministry of Truth pay a visit and you get taken to Room 101 for heinous thought-crimes, there’s probably one last chance to show a little attitude.

But remember, Big Brother is watching you. Big Brother is always watching. The Party doesn’t take kindly to sedition. Not when there’s a war (any war) to win. 2 + 2 = 5. You’d better believe it.