It can be tough to conform to what society dictates as ‘normal’. Especially when the majority of people you meet are fucktards of the first order. You know the type: royal bell-ends who really don’t know better.

That’s why it’s critical to give them the sign. Let them know that you don’t suffer fools gladly, and only able to survive ever-encroaching state bureaucracy by sipping on the teat of alcoholic elixirs.

So wear the Alcohol Screams t-shirt, enjoy knowing nods from fellow truth seekers, and let the sober kind know you’re barely keeping shit together. If they then proceed to push, demand a double – them shriek until you get it.