Ready for your own event horizon? Looking for a tee where the design is so strong that not even light can escape its splendour? Then stop what you’re doing, put down your telescope, and bark uproariously at the moon.
What’s more by wearing the Black Holes t-shirt you’ll be advocating for non-violent protest against incidents of gravitational brutality. You’ll also attract knowing nods and winks from the astronomer community, which will of course amplify your stellar mass!
And remember, with a supermassive black hole sitting squarely at the centre of most galaxies, they really do matter. In fact we’d go as far as to say that all holes matter, irrespective of creed or colour. #anyholesagoal