Horrify your Brexiteer neighbours and nauseate your Tory parents with this authentic Bladderwrack t-shirt. “Bladder-who?” they’ll ask. A question that should launch you into a diatribe on the topic of anarchist Victoriana…

Featuring the world-famous ’toothless, gaping gob’ icon, the mere sight of which causes involuntary explosive diarrhoea in Nigel Farage and other right wing gorgons, you’ll be the envy of all of your Lefty Scum chums when staggering around in this shirt of hurt.

Loud, proud, and most definitely for the unbowed, it’s a conversation starter if nothing else. Allegedly they’re all the rage in the palaces of Versailles and Vienna. But then that’s the power of an idea…