There are certain things in life that you’re only going to do with a clear outcome in mind. Like washing the car, investing in stocks and shares, or anal bleaching. Just the thought of a uniform colouring in the nether region….what’s not to like right?
Then you come crashing down to reality. You meet the boss when she or he is having a bad day. When you get home to find your partner holding some personal vendetta against you for not feeding the cat. And when the neighbours go routine bat shit crazy.
All of which can leave you feeling a little low. Even if you didn’t have some unskilled ‘cosmetic technician’ slavering cream around the ‘Dirty Tea-Towel Holder’, life is coming up short – making the Bleached Ring t-shirt the only genuine call left.