You know the C-Bomb. You love it. A most delicious word that should only be used by trained experts able to direct blast zones and calculate collateral damage.

Some find its use most distasteful, an aberration of the English language. But those prigs simply haven’t earned their wings yet. Not you. You’ll happily walk the streets detonating C-Bombs left and right at anybody deserving such treatment.

From purveyors of legal enforcement to landlords, lawyers, and cunning linguists, your target audience seems to grow by the day. They may not appreciate the gesture, but the fact you’re warning them in advance by wearing the C-Bomb t-shirt shows just what a caring soul you actually are…