What are you doing reading this? You should be out shopping, buying, and ingesting. No really. The machine requires even useless eaters to be part of the endless cycle of consume, use, aspire, repeat.

Just as importantly, you need to do so with a smile and a distant expression that suggests prescription opioids. Don’t think just want. And ignore the fact that independent retailers are being squeezed out of existence.

Better yet, where your Consume t-shirt and let your friends and enemies know that you’re a willing member of the eloi class. Or wear it to raise awareness that capitalism has a ‘few’ structural issues. Either way, it’s time to get busy.