Tired of living in a tin-pot dictatorship? Where  cronyism, rule by favour, and rampant corruption are no longer the preserve of distant uncivilised lands – but evident in your very own backyard?

Then this Corrupt Britannia t-shirt could be just for you. It’s also cheaper than donating to your local plutocracy of choice, though to be fair its wearing does not guarantee parliamentary privilege.

Still, it’s good to resist a little amidst the kickbacks and back-handers. A Warhol banana for the end of days, when the nation’s finest voices are lost amid the compliant eulogies of a base and quisling media. Can one t-shirt start a revolution? We certainly hope so…