You know the truth. That long after the festive period, committed individuals will still meet up regularly in deserted car parks for exhibitionist sexual activity. Even if they own a Ford Focus…

Yet for many, the act of slipping dicks into random strangers is a yuletide pursuit. Come January, they’re quickly removing the wet wipes from the glove box and giving the interior a damn good valeting.

But by wearing this Dogging Life t-shirt you’ll support efforts aimed at helping ensure no dogger gets left behind. What’s more, they don’t even need to be panting on all fours with a wet nose to get your help. That makes you a big fluffy hero. Go wag your tail…