Like this tee? Then you disgust us.

You’re a menace to society, an out-of-control libido, infused with rebel hormones and a sense of unrestrained expectation.

To celebrate you need the Every 7 seconds t-shirt. Something subtle that lets the world know what’s on your mind. Why do I need one I hear you ask? Well, you might want to remind your partner of the repressed nature of your basic animal urge, or to wallow in the glory that is your daily action. Either that or you’re desperate and in need of some charity.

Remember, you’re not a machine you’re flesh and blood – go express yourself!