Ready to introduce the ‘real’ Marxist lens to class struggle? Where the worker is free to own the means of production for every custard pie he or she throws in the faces of the bourgeoisies?

If so, this Groucho Marxism t-shirt would look real swell on your revolutionary shoulders. Put it on, and you’ll be instantly free from any form of exploitation – a wink and a nudge away from a true worker’s paradise.

Plus, you can also wax lyrical on your own political manifesto. Gain followers who want to hear you confidently claim “whatever it is, I’m against it!” Because to quote the great man: “if you are not having fun then you are doing something wrong”…