Hello Peasants


Want to walk the streets, confident of your god given right to lord it other the great unwashed? Then it’s time to feel like a royal, to look down your aristocratic nose at those who only exist to serve and obey.

You’ll notice the change the moment the Hello Peasants t-shirt touches skin. That sense of superiority, of being bred to lead, and of having the middle classes compete to kiss your ass.

Don’t be surprised if people start bowing before you. The hoi polloi are ignorant masses who shouldn’t even be making eye contact with a living deity such as you. But be magnanimous, with great power comes great responsibility.

Hello Peasants

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