Hellllllooooooooooo….!!! Calling or gorgeous beasts, fine fillies, dashing dandies, and proper bits of crumpet (non-gender specific you understand), your t-shirts have arrived.

Place the King Dong t-shirt over your beating chest and enter a world of slap-stick comedy, carry-on wonder, and relentless tomfoolery. Suave, sophisticated, and suggestible…this is definitely ‘next level’ fashion.

Plus there’s the added advantage of having members of the opposite sex go weak at the knees when you pass by. They’ll only hope your message is directed towards them, and that’s you’re ready to put a certain ding in their dong. #special