You’re special. Take a look at the way you interpret ‘manly pursuits’. Forget sports, gaming, or supping back a cold one with the boys. No. For you Friday night begins the journey toward silk stockings, floral prints, and stilettos.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You rock pearl earrings, matching necklace, and cherry red lipstick. A daring v-neck blouse complements your chest hair, while fishnet tights help detract from the meat and two veg bulging their way through some crotchless panties.
It’s a great look, but not the most practical for picking the kids up from school. With this Droogies Original however you can still leave the house dressed for ‘conventional’ – whilst letting the world recognise your inner fabulous.