Sexists come in every shape and colour. Those dastardly cads who like to refer to your better half as a “bit of a sort” and a “cracking piece of crumpet”, while offering unsolicited suggestions on the need to “honk those hooters”…

Dinosaurs the lot of them. Which actually is a blessing in disguise, as it gives you the opportunity to appear the ‘modern man’ with this considerate Naughty Sexists t-shirt that befits the true gentleman.

The wife or girlfriend will love it to, and skip giddily by your side barely able to contain her feminine frivolity. Or she might threaten you with a swift kick to the Jizz Berries before calling you a “pathetic man child”. There’s only one way to find out.