Sometimes people just need telling. Trouble is most people mistake their inbred ‘chickenshitedness’ for middle-class decency – making them far too decent gentle folk to issue such reprimands.

Not you. You’ve been surviving here too long to have time for small talk. If someone’s acting the dick they need to be made aware. Not through subtle hints and raised eyebrows. No hiding behind the most insipid of nonsense corporate-speak.

Fuck that shit. A moron only responds to the most undiplomatic of messages. Think of it as a public service. That’s the No Me in Team t-shirt.

Remember, it’s their fault. You’re just the messenger.