Prince Charming

£ 17.99

In a right royal pickle? Need to dodge your responsibilities, with a dismissive wave of the hand, and get on with cruising down Easy Street? Then don’t sweat it, however honourable and decent a person you’re alleged to be.

In fact, being a scoundrel and laughing at the consequences is today the mark of royalty. Park in a disabled space then reverse into a wheelchair: that alone should get you a dukedom and entry into the Order of the Royal Garter.

What’s important however is conveying this sense of invulnerability to the peasantry at large. Otherwise they could get all ‘uppity’. Which is why this divine Droogies Original is essential wear for the budding Prince Charming. You absolute rotter.

Prince Charming

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