Ahhh that (most likely copyrighted) noise of blades emerging from a certain superhero that may or may not rhyme with Schmooverine.

With the tee however you can make it your own signature sound. Someone pushing your buttons: snikt. Traffic warden issuing a ticket: snikt. Just seen the love of your life: snikt. You get the picture.

Soon people will be looking at your Snikt t-shirt with abject awe. “This man/woman/person of fluid gender is something special” they will cry, before most likely worshipping you as a living god. And you thought it was ‘just’ another tee…