You have a super power. Course you do. Not that you feel the need to go around banging on about it all the time. But occasionally you do want the world to know that someone special has just arrived, and that they’d better show some respect.

Doing that could mean donning spandex and glitzy boots. Or to keep it proper old school you could just wear this Superhero Landing t-shirt. Keep em’ guessing while you hoover up the free booze.

To better pull off your transformation, we recommend coming up with a fake super power. Something highly impractical. Maybe you can re-heat pizza or hypnotise pigeons. Either way, you’re special – just like mummy used to say.