The Kwaken


Speech impediments aren’t something to be laughed at. So stop it. What’s wrong with you? It’s cwass and incwedulous that you would think otherwise. Only reason we cweated the Kwaken t-shirt is to cwap on those who find this shit funny.

What is a kwaken anyway? A cwitical qwestion I hear you ask! Well, before you cwiticise, you should know that such a cwazy cweature could very well exist. It could seek out the darkest depths, find comfort in the least welcoming of cwacks.

And no, we’re not referring to the one-eyed womb fewwet.

So welease your inner Kwaken – and see your welationships blossom.

The Kwaken

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