Speech impediments aren’t something to be laughed at. So stop it. What’s wrong with you? It’s cwass and incwedulous that you would think otherwise. Only reason we cweated the Kwaken t-shirt is to cwap on those who find this shit funny.
What is a kwaken anyway? A cwitical qwestion I hear you ask! Well, before you cwiticise, you should know that such a cwazy cweature could very well exist. It could seek out the darkest depths, find comfort in the least welcoming of cwacks.
And no, we’re not referring to the one-eyed womb fewwet.
So welease your inner Kwaken – and see your welationships blossom.