True Love Never Dies

£ 17.99

Most people draw a line at death. Quitters. It’s the same as those who baulk at the idea of breaking into morgues armed only with a portable heater, pliers, and flavoured love lube.

But not an incurable old romantic like you. No, your feelings of passionate affection won’t be held back by such timid minds, hospital security, or even rigor mortis.

Granted there will always be some who’ll claim your partner only died to escape, but what do they know? They’ve never experienced true love: Pure, unconditional, suffocating love. You vowed your love would last forever, and you weren’t fucking joking…

True Love Never Dies

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