Everyone has secrets. Some people like to wear nappies at weekends, while referring to the wife as ‘mommy’. Some people have gambling addictions. Some just don’t believe in Santa.

Not everyone however can keep certain physical ‘protuberances’ strapped down and hidden out of sight, while also running a global empire in which the sun never set. And not everyone tries to turn this knowledge into an international underwear brand.

Certainly not your friendly Droogmasters, who’ve minted this Victoria’s Secret t-shirt to celebrate those who like a cheeky midnight tinkle – from whatever the angle of their dangle. Just watch for splashback.