Why should the long-term residents of Guantanamo Bay get all the fun? There are many others out there who also like being stripped searched, punished, and kept in cage – every Friday night.

The challenge of course is that society has a habit of frowning upon such behaviour. That can make it difficult to find fellow aficionados, until now that is and the simply exquisite Waterboarding Wet t-shirt.

All you need do is wear it next time you take the kids to a birthday party. You’ll be instantly labelled an ‘absolute legend’, whilst also attracting those who demand a damn good thrashing each time they return from tea at the Vicarage. Animals.