Tee of the month

Santa says, and you’d better believe it. This hunk of Christmas Cheer is getting really fucking irritated by rude pricks just expecting. No investment in their fellow man/woman/non-binary halflings. No give, just take, as per the demands of hyper-capitalism.

It’s enough to boil his piss if truth be told. Which is why he has officially sanctioned the Santa Says t-shirt. A message that’s as subtle as it is half-cocked. A meme, a catchphrase, and a wake-up call to get with the programme. Forget mistletoe and wine – it’s the c-bombs that really matter this festive time of the year.