Santa says, and you’d better believe it. This hunk of Christmas Cheer is getting really fucking irritated by rude pricks just expecting. No investment in their fellow man/woman/non-binary halflings. No give, just take, as per the demands of hyper-capitalism.
It’s enough to boil his piss if truth be told. Which is why he has officially sanctioned the Santa Says t-shirt. A message that’s as subtle as it is half-cocked. A meme, a catchphrase, and a wake-up call to get with the programme. Forget mistletoe and wine – it’s the c-bombs that really matter this festive time of the year.