Where you tread, others will follow. They just need a sign. A symbol that says we recognise the right of people to meet strangers in car parks for uncomplicated physical pursuits.

Of course by wearing this piece of artistic splendour you may also get a few knowing winks and GPS coordinates to the next ‘meet’. That’s the world of opportunity the Dogging Signs t-shirt opens up – at no extra charge.

Just don’t be seen in it when driving your grandparents to church. Not unless it’s ‘that’ kind of church where anything goes – and where the gear stick needs to be steam cleaned on a regular basis.