What screams love, romance, and passion more than a clean bill of health? The Throbber, Sex Stick, Yoghurt Cannon, ET’s Stink Finger: whatever you call that much-handled instrument, it’s nice to show the chances of impending genital rashes are at best 50/50…

Wear the Lucky Ladies t-shirt proudly when next out on the prowl. It will most certainly help put the female fraternity at ease. Hell, they’ll probably be fighting each other just on the off chance you’ll take them to Pleasure Town. Probably.

Not that we’re suggesting this tee excuses you from getting a regular check up. Clearly what’s growing down there is not human. But until you become a medical experiment, might as well have some fun right?