Not everybody can be a Zed, a Knuckles, or a Bone Crusher. But that doesn’t mean you’re inner rebel can’t be expressed. You’re bad ass remember, a true road warrior and freedom fighter – even if you have to be home before it gets dark.

Remember, Maureen can be intimidating. It also leaves open your specialist skills. With such a marvellous name you can claim to be the muscle, the brains of the outfit, the cake maker or the accountant.

Wear the Gang Name t-shirt and own the world. YOUR world. Where you get to be whatever you want, and go by any Goddamn name you want. That’s solipsism at work for you – just maybe hold off explaining that at the next gang meet.