No, we’re not making a sexist play here. The magnificent Born to Cook t-shirt is aimed equally at both the brothers and sisters of the Droogies fraternity. Individuals who don’t just cook to eat: these cats use food to express their deepest emotions…

In fact by wearing this tee, you’ll be openly admitting that its through culinary pursuits alone that you can find peace: That mythical end goal that comes with a delicate sponge layer, chocolate filling, and soggy bottom.

Just remember that while Charlie don’t surf, he’s probably now cooking delicious Vietnamese street food in the coolest part of town. So find your 1000 yard stare, break open the eggs, and call your next creation: “Hamburger Hill”.