The Professionals t-shirt is as subtle as it gets. In fact most people won’t even recognise the 3 professionals of Rolf, Gary, or Jimmy to begin with – leaving you free to decide if a ‘big reveal’ is required or even socially acceptable.

Not that you care, being above such petty concerns. With the moral compass of a Catholic priest, and a sense of humour that’s way above amateur level, you’ve got bigger fish to fry – starting with Operation Yewtree.

Just beware however, as professionals usually have powerful friends who prefer it if you don’t go round making noise and attracting attention. They prefer dark alleys if you know what we mean…very dark.