Okay, last time round the SLA got off to a ‘bad’ start. But let’s all be clear here: the world still needs at least one free-thinking voice out there swimming (and muttering) against the current of mainstream conformity.

In fact, when wearing the Revolution 2.0 t-shirt you’ll need to come up with a cool sounding guerrilla name. You’ll also need to be prepared to talk ‘symbiosis’: bringing together radically differing organisms into deep and loving harmony…

Then shout “death to the facist insect that preys upon the life of the people”, before dancing the highland fling, whistling a complete verse of ‘there ain’t nothing like a dame’, and performing a 5 minute abstract mime routine.

But you knew that already…